I hope you all like this one:.

two hunters are out in the woods, suddenly one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says: ok, now what?

"Pain has no tendency, in its own right, to proliferate. When it is over, it is over, and the natural sequel is joy."
- C. S. Lewis

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh"
- George Bernard Shaw