A blonde was walking along a riverbank when she noticed another blonde on the opposite shore, waving at her to attract her attention.

"Excuse me," yelled the blonde in the distance. "How do I get to the other side?"

The first blonde thought for a few moments, then replied, "You are on the other side!"

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."