FLAT TIRE
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> > A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it
> > over onto the shoulder of the road.
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> > She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two
> > cardboard men, unfolds them and
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> > stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
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> > The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
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> > approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
> > backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
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> > The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
> > vehicle
> > yelling, "What is going on here?"
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> > "My car broke down, Officer," says the woman, calmly.
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> > "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
> > the road"?!, asks the Officer..
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> > "Oh, those are my emergency flashers", she replied.
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