FLORIDA STATE TROOPER
> >
> >
> > A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
>of
>the
> > dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
> > enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
> >
> > "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even
>more.
> > Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him,
>blue
> > lights flashing and siren blaring.
> >
> > He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
>"What
>am
> > I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
> > trooper's arrival.
> >
> > Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
>at
> > his
> >
> > watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.
>If
>you
> > can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
>let
>you
> > go."
> >
> > The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with
>a
> > Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
> >
> > "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
> >
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