A elderly woman is wandering around her nursing home. Every time she encounters one of the male residents, she lifts up her dress and says, "Super Sex!!"

She waits expectantly for a reaction, but gets none. She goes to three or four different men, lifts up her dress and says, "Super Sex!!"

Nothing.

Finally, she comes across a new male resident. She lifts up her dress and says, "Super Sex!!"

The gentleman checks out what she's flashing, thinks it over carefully, and replies, "I'll have the soup."


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