There are always two ways to look at everything.

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband,"She's my ex-girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"




TIS