Fuck THE ENGLISH PATIENT. Oscar bait that hooked, line, and sinkered the AMPAS.

Shit Irish, why should I bother with you?

Only hosers would think THE THING sucked, but liked Bay's quite bloody bad remakes. I'm sure you'll wank all over this thread about how good the pointless THE HITCHER remake is, nevermind the really good original from the 1980s with Rutger "Da Shit" Hauer.

So I'm not surprised.