Here is another bit of plaw's humor that he originally alerted me to in a PM. He freely admitted that parts of it had been "inspired" by some dialogue from the film Broadway Danny Rose.

Michael at a Singles Bar

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."