Originally Posted By: afsaneh77
Originally Posted By: Turi Giuliano


I like this guy and now I wish I could vote. Who is going to be his VP?


Just announced off the Assosiated Press: Giuliano chooses "foul" runnningmate

Presidential canidate Turi Giuliano has chosen a duck out of his local wildlife conservatorium to be his runningmate. When asked for comments, Turi had only one:

"I thought I would need a good "wing"man. Get it...? Oh well bloody hell with you then, mate!"

Turi is still ahead in the polls with 89% of the vote.

Col. Donald P. Icewater III

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.