I wanted to be a Corleone so bad when I was a kid but alas I am not a Sicilian!

Sooo...they made me anyway and gave me 'ice' b/c of my blue eyes. I forged my Italian citizenship claiming to be a ancient Lombard who had lived in Northern Italy/Apline country and lied about owning a boat that I would take models/strippers etc to Sicily in. (lied about the boat I mean)