Hmm... this is gonna be rather interesting.

1. I try to compare almost everything to GF... be it starwars, star trek, history, you name it-it's GF somehow.

2. My best friend from school has always been my primary 'caporegime', and I even called him Clemenza a few times.

3. A friend of mine betrayed me on LOTJ (great star wars text game!) and got me thrown in jail, ever since then he's been 'Tessio.' Incidentally, after two days, his ship blew up; and believe it or not, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

4. Said friend doesn't know who or what Tessio is.

5. I've watched the trilogy countless times, and always learn some little new tidbit every time I watch it.

6. I often quote the movies ("Never tell anyone what you're thinking," "I thought we could come here and reason together," and especially the all too cliche "It's not personall... just business.)"

7. "Clemenza'"s brother is convinced that I am the Don at my school, and plans to overthrow me (good luck on both points).

8. I am here.