1. Other people have the Godfather Theme on THEIR cell phones so they know I am the one calling.

2. Approaching 3,000 posts in about six months, while maintaining full time work.

3. Using GF reasoning in my daily life.

4. Constantly humming GF songs

5. Saying things like "Leave the gun, take the Cannoli" when I get out of a car.

6. Refer to strangers on the sidewalk as "pain inthe ass innocent bystanders."

7. Believe the GF characters really lived. And Insist that Frank Sinatra is a pale imitation of Johnny Fontaine.

8. Use Clemenza's tomato sauce recipe.

Have told my children from birth :
a) Keep your friends close but your enemies closer
b) Never tell anyone outside the family what you are thinking.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."