A: George to Jerry, after Jerry's girfriend explained that Jerry never gets mad.

Q: "Yesterday, I'm a volcano. I try one more call, the machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony. "Where the hell do you get the nerve? You invite me up for coffee and then you don't call me back for four days?!! I don't like coffee - I don't have to come up. I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee just so I can spit it in your face!"