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Originally posted by Don Sonny Corleone:
correct, but your reason was wrong. It was about breaking up w/ his girlfriend in the kitchen
Yours was Elane to Newman
"When you're on a stake out, do you find it better to stand up against the wall, or crouch down behind a big plant?"
A: Jerry's monologue when he staked out that female attorney.

Q: Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying a whole can.