Jerry to George

Q: "It's all pipes! What's the difference?!"
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Something just happened that made me think of this quote. Friday after my football game, our middle linebacker took a piss in the shower in our lockeroom. As he was doing this, our high school's athletic director walked by and saw him. He completely flipped out. "Mike, what the hell are you doing?!" His reply was classic... "It's cool, there's a drain." I couldn't help but to laugh, but of course the AD didn't think it was funny. We had to do extra sprints after practice today for "bad lockeroom behavior".


"The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"