Well, seeing as a list of all the "bad things" about The Godfather Returns would take up too much space, I thought I'd make a list of all the things I liked about it. I'll try to be fair:

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis