One of the greatest (if not THE) greatest shoot wrestlers of all time. I'd give up my left nut to see a Kurt Angle vs. Dean Malenko Ultimate Submission match.
...ok, maybe not my left nut...but that'd be a fuckin' killer match.
The Wrestling Machine vs. The Man of 1000 Holds. Instant classic!
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
