Maybe even a Phil Collins-Elton John duet on the final number, entitled "Narcotic's, Gambling, and Prostitution are fun"

This one will be huge with the kinds. Maybe life-changing. Maybe not. Maybe it'll just mess with the child's mind to a point in which they lose control of all action's they may carry out, and feel a rush in which can only be blamed on drugs and crazy cult-films...

I mentioned Whoopi Goldberg would have a cameo as Frankie Pentangelli, correct?

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."