Jackie Chan??? Nice casting, Anton. :p Why don't we just have everyone in the cast played by Mike Myers in make-up? As for J-Lo... Carmella's butt wasn't THAT big. Besides, Jennifer "Big Booty" Lopez and Selma-Selma Hayek can't act.

If only the fountian of youth truely exsisted. Then we could have our favorites back. *sniffle*