Quote:
Originally posted by Meggie:
A: Tommy to Billy Batts(?)
Q: One is going east one is going west, so what..
Correct!

A: Tommy's mom to Tommy

"Is this the superintendent!?"


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis