Originally posted by svsg:
DonFerro and Enzo,
Here is another recipe for you guys to try:
Industrial fly-ash - 40%
Enriched radio-active uranium - 40%
Coolant Liquid - 8%
Sulphuric-acid - 8%
Methane - 1%
Naphta+Asphalt - 2%
Bacteria Culture - 1%
Note: You can substitute Fly-ash with 99% pure cement+asbestos mixture I served that at my daughter's wedding and it went over great! (Seeing as we are all men and my daughter is a very man-like man/woman) I subsituted napalm and steel lubricant for the Sulphuric acid and methane and it really took some of the edge off for the whimpy shitheads on the groom's side. The Doc
And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
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