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Originally posted by klydon1:
For my mother-in-law...Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
The "mother-in-law" song of choice!

"Jonny Tightlips... you're shot!
- whered' they get you?"
"I ain't sayin' nutin'."
"But what'll I tell the Doc?!"
"Tell'um to suck a lemon."