Or maybe "Pretty Fly for a White Guy".

In all seriousness though, I'm not too sure what song I'd choose. Maybe "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Perhaps "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd.

I'm gonna be cremated after my death, but I still plan on having a wake and a service. I want it set up so everybody is waiting at the site for a half hour, and I'm still not there. They always said I'd be late for my own funeral, so why disappoint?

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis