I'm a wino. I've drank four bottles in the last four nights but I think I should take a rest tonight. I've really taken to Spanish red Tempranillo. Very fruity and pleasureable. Those that like fruity drinks like Sangria should try it.

But I wouldn't have a clue where to start if I made my own. My dad used to always make his own ale. I loved watching and learning the process as a kid. Except for the one time I dunked a load of kittens in the barrel.


So die all who betray Giuliano