Anyone eat at Subway much? When they first appeared in the UK (presumably our friends in America have had Subway for years) it seemed like a great idea.

Problem is that the quality of the sandwich depends a lot on the effort that the spotty teen serving you is willing to put in. I've had some real awful efforts - badly spliced bread, poorly arranged salad that spills out too much, olive oil sloshed over it with no care at all.

Also, the ingredients ain't that great. Processed meats and plastic cheese.

To top if off, we have a really annoying guy in the TV adverts ("When you think about it, we don't make the sandwiches ... you do!") And they're US-style adverts - y'know, lots of camera shots rolling over appetizing arrangements of food the like of which you never actually see in the shop itself.

Maybe I'll make my own sandwiches in future. Or am I being to harsh?