Somebody get a fire extinguisher!! Too many...flamethrowers...c-can't...breathe!!

Come on, y'all! Cut the fella a lil' slack. I think we'd all agree that kids should read more than the backs of cereal boxes and strictly Harry Potter (in my best Seinfeld voice, "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"). And I've always found that if I read a book first and then saw its movie release, I was disappointed in the flick, and vice versa (The Godfather being the one wonderful exception). Granted, the gentleman's gutsy for a newer poster, but that doesn't have to be a liability, does it? I'll call a time-out for everybody to smoke the peace pipe. Here, I'll take the first toke, er, I mean, puff !


"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God."
"God's going to sit this one out." The Punisher (2004)