I'll definitely finish reading The Godfather Returns, eventually. No matter how much Pepto Bismol I injest in the process, I paid 17 bucks for that book, and by God I'm gonna finish it!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis