I believe we are all destined to hop on a comet that will pass the earth by in about 7 years. In order to get on this comet, we will all need to lock ourselves into a compound, wear all white dressing, nike shoes, and consume poison to kill ourselves. Thats the only way we can make it onto the comet that will take us to heaven.

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