A repeat offender was standing in criminal court before the judge for stealing a pair of shoes.

Judge: "I'm very disappointed in you. Because it was only two years ago that you were standing here before me for stealing a pair of shoes, and I gave you a break and placed you on probation. Now you're here again for the exact same offense!"

Defendant: "You're absolutely correct your honor, and I do apologize. But they just don't make shoes like they used to."