Did you hear about the baby that was born with 5 penises ?
He looked strange, but his diapers fit him like a glove.

A guy runs into the E.R with his 3 yr old son and tells the doctor that the kid swallowed a 50 cent piece.
They send the kid to the X-Ray Dept.
After about 10 minutes,the Doctor comes out,and the Dad asks,"how's my son"
The Doc replies "still no change".

A guy is getting a prostate exam.
The Doc says "you know,it's not unusual to get an erection during this procedure"
The guy says "but I don't have an erection"
The Doctor says "no,but I do"