Someone's been attempting to break into our computer system lately. They’ve literally tried entering thousands of silly login passwords and ridiculous combinations, on a succession of days…with absolutely no success whatsoever.

But this last attempt must have really left them frustrated, not to mention very embarrassed. After they entered the word “penis” the computer system immediately kicked it back with the response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

PS: Afterwards, they must have been mumbling to themselves, "How the heck did it know?"