A KGB agent walks into a library and sees an old Jewish man sitting at a corner table reading a book.
So the agent walks over to the old man and inquires,“What are you reading, old man?”
The old Jew looks up and replies back, “I’m learning the Hebrew language, comrade."
The KGB agent then asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes many years to even get permission to travel to Israel? You'll die long before you ever get a visa.”
“I’m learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven, so I can speak with Moses and Abraham,” replies the old man.
“How do you know you’ll even go to heaven? What if you go to hell?” asks the KGB agent.
The old Jew retorted back, “Well then, I already speak Russian!" -
