A Jewish guy finds a magic lamp.When he rubs it,a genie appears and tells him that he can grant only one wish. The guy says,"I wish for an end to the fighting,and a lasting peace between Jews and Arabs". The genie says,"that's a pretty tall order,do you have a different wish that is more realistic"? The Jewish guy says "my wife refuses to perform oral sex on me.I would like to have it just once before I die". The genie pauses and then says "let's go back to that peace thing".