For several years, a married man had been having an illicit affair with a very sexy young Italian woman.
One evening, as they laid in bed right after having hot torrid sex, she decided to confide in him that she recently became aware that she was pregnant with his child.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation in the neighborhood...or his marriage, he quickly told her that he'd pay her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy and secretly have their child over there. She agreed.
He further told her that if she agreed to remain in Italy to raise their child, he would continue to give her money each month and provide extra child support payments until the child turned 18 years old.
She agreed to all of it, but asked how he would know when the baby was born? To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard with the inscription "Spaghetti" written on the back of the card as soon as the baby was born. He would then arrange for the child support payments for her and the baby to begin.
So, one day, about 9 months later, he came home one evening to his very confused wife, who said, "You received a very strange post card in the mailbox today."
"Oh, really? Let me see it." He commented.
So his wife handed him the postcard and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted, hitting the floor like a sack of potatoes.
On the card was written, " Spaghetti...Spaghetti...Spaghetti. Two with meatballs. One with bracciole. So you'd better send a lot more sauce!" -
