The other day I went to visit my doctor/dietician, Dr. Ubatz, because I've been having an extremely hard time losing weight. When I went into his office, he asked me, "What's wrong?
So I said, "Doctor Ubatz, I'm gonna level with you here. Although I've been trying, I can't seem to burn off a single ounce. Tell me, Whats the best way to burn 1000 calories a day?"
Doctor Ubatz thought for a moment, and then replied, "You wanna burn a 1000 calories? That's easy. Just leave the pizza in the oven too long!"
