During surgery after suffering a heart attack, a middle-aged woman had a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asked.
God replied, “No my child. You still have 30 more years to live.”
After hearing that she had 30 years to look forward to, she decided to make the very best of it. And since she was in the hospital anyway, she decided to go for the works. So she asked her doctors for big breast implants, liposuction, a nose job, tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips.
When they were done she looked absolutely great. She was like a brand new person.
A few days later she was discharged from the hospital and she exited the hospital with a new confidant swagger.
But, unfortunately, as she crossed the street she was hit head-on by an ambulance and killed.
When she arrived up in heaven, she saw God and angrily asked, “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complained.
“That is true,” replied God.
“So what happened?” she asked.
God sheepishly replied, “I do apologize, but I simply didn’t recognize you.” -
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