Whats the differences between a man's lie and a woman's lie?

- A man will say "I was with my friends", while the truth is that he was screwing some broad.

- But a woman will say "The kid is yours!" Lol

When I told this joke to few Arab business partners, they took me up on their arms and started singing something similar to "He's a jolly good fellow, he's a jolly good fellow...." lol lol