Whacky Wednesdays... - A Poodle and a Collie were walking together, when the Poodle suddenly confessed to his canine buddy. “My life is a real mess,” he admitted. “My owner is so mean to me, my girlfriend ran away with a Schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as an alley cat.”?
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggested the Collie.?
“I can’t,” cried the Poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.” -