A Sunday Shenanigan...
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"THERE'S ALWAYS ONE BALLBUSTER IN THE CROWD"

There were once a busload of ugly people driving to a weekend religious retreat when they got into a head-on collision with a tractor-trailer. It was a very tragic collision and they all died.

So, when they got to Heaven, knowing this, God decided to grant each of them one wish as consolation.

The first person God approached, a very homely, ugly woman asked, "I want to be gorgeous."

So God snapped his fingers and it happened.

Seeing this miracle, the second woman requested the exact same thing...and God accommodated her, turning her into an absolute beauty..

The third person, one of the ugliest men you'd ever wanna meet, then asked God to please do the same for him.

With one finger snap, God turned that ugly man into one of the most handsome men in existence.

Well, this went on and on throughout the group. Everyone had the same wish. But as he was granting their requests God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.

By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing so hard he was now rolling on the ground.

Bemused by the man's actions, and with his interest now piqued, when this fellow's turn came God looked down at him crying with laughter on the floor and asked him the very same question,

In between laughs, the fellow looked up at God and said, "My wish is that they all become ugly again!"
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ButtonGuys of The New York Mafia "wishes" that everyone on the forum has a very nice Sunday!