He tells his wife "Honey,before I die,I want to tell you something, There's an envelope taped behind the bottom drawer in our bedroom dresser. I want you to have it"
She finds the envelope and inside it is $47,000.dollars and 4 golf balls. When she gets back to the hospital,the hubby tells her "I have to get this off my chest.I haven't been entirely faithful to you. Every time I cheated on you,I put a ball in the envelope",
His wife says"we were married for 51 years,I can forgive 4 mistakes,but what about the money?"
Hubby replies "every time I got a dozen balls,I sold them"
