A Tuesday tickle...
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News agencies have been reporting that a mobbed-up gang of burglars are currently on the loose in NYC committing a string of heists for months, and that lately, they've now begun targeting pharmacies for robbery.

In fact, the NYCPD Burglary Squad said the mobsters were now breaking into drug stores and concentrating on stealing entire supplies of Viagra.

So the police have put out an all-points bulletin alert to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.