A Catholic nun was teaching Sunday School and speaking to her class one morning when she poised an interesting question to her young students: "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes up first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said "I think it's your hands.”
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" the nun asked.
Suzy replied "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny then raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet.”
The nun gazed at him with a strange look on her face, then asked, "Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny replied, "Well sister, I walked into mommy and daddy’s bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ‘Oh God! Oh God, I'm coming.’ I gotta tell you, if dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!" -
