A soldier was running late for an important meeting with his caporegime in Downtown Manhattan.
But he coudn't find any place to park his Cadillac. After twenty minutes of this nonsense, he was starting to get very frustrated and worried because he knew his capo had a volatile temper and didn't wanna incur his wrath.
Although he wasn't an overly religious guy, in desperation, he starting praying out loud, "Oh God. Please Jesus, if you help me find a parking spot right now, I promise I'll start going to church every Sunday, stop my criminal lifestyle, renounce my Mafia membership, and never drink whiskey again!"
Miraculously, a few seconds later, he saw an empty spot open right in front of their mob social. As he pulled in and parked, he commented, "Thanks anyway Jesus. But I already found one!" -
