FATHERLY ADVICE... - An Italian mobster gave his son a Beretta pistol for his 18th birthday. "Figlio mio, carry this with you everywhere!" the mafioso exclaimed as he handed it to the young man.
The next day, his son came home without the gun. But he had a brand new shiny Rolex watch on his wrist. So the father asked him, "Mio figlio, where is da pistola I giva you"
"Papa, I decided to trade it in for this Rolexa" said the son.
"YOU STUPIDA ASSAHOLA!!" yelled the dad! "One daya maybe you gonna hava wifa. And maybe one day you coma homa and catch her naked in you bedda foola around witta you besta frienda. What are you gonna do then bigga shota, pointa to you watcha and say times a uppa?"
