A man and his wife were barreling down the highway when they saw a patrol car flashing his lights behind them, so they pulled over. The cop came up to the drivers side window and said to the guy, "I'm gonna give you a two tickets. One because you were speeding and another one because you didn't have your seatbelt fastened.
The man replied back, "I did have my seat belt on. And I just unfastened it as you walked up to my car."
So the patrolman glanced over at the man's blonde, big chested wife in the front passenger seat and asked her, "I know he didn't have his seatbelt on. Isn't that right, lady?"
Trying to be coy and avoid admitting her husband didn't have his seatbelt on, she replied, "Well, officer, I didn't really notice, because I learned a long time ago to never argue with my husband when he's drunk."
