A Mormon and an Irishman had boarded an airplane and had just taken their seats. The Mormon was seated right next to the Irishman on a direct flight from London to New York.
After the plane was airborne, the stewardess came around to take drink orders. So the Irishman asked for a double whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed on the tray in front of him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He quickly replied in disgust, "Liquor? I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let any liquor ever touch my lips."
Hearing what the man said, the Irishman immediately handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't realize that we had a choice."
