A few to keep it short and sweet for today's Whacky Wednesday...
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Q: What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A: Slippers
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Q: Why did the Sicilian golfer bring two pairs of pants?

A: Just in case he got a hole in one, on the course...of course!
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Q: What do you call a factory that sells very good products?

A: That would be a satisfactory.
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...and pulling up the rear for today's smiles

Q: How did the Italian barber win the race?

A: He knew a shortcut.
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ButtonGuys hopes everyone has a good day!