Saturday Shenanigans....
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RAT TALES AND TIPS...

After receiving leads from several police informants, the DEA started a major drug investigation into a Mexican tortilla factory suspected of having ties to the Mexican Mafia?

But they later discovered it was only a shell company.
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THE DEBUT

Q: What do you say to a rookie mob enforcer on his first day?

A: "Break a leg."
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MAFIA LIFE INSURANCE

Irving was thinking about hiring Vito, a hitman from a local Mafia Family to murder his former business partner. But he cautiously wanted to interview the hitman first to make sure everything would go as planned.

So Irving asked, "How do I know that you won't just take my money, then let him pay you twice as much to come back here and kill me?"

Vito the hitman leaned back in his chair, smiled and said, "Well Irving, you can always get the extra life insurance policy."

"The extra life insurance policy?" asked Irving.

Vito replied, "Yeah. For five times the murder fee I originally asked you for, I can guarantee you that the other guy will no longer be able to afford me."





Last edited by NYMafia; 06/30/23 03:13 AM.