Ah, what the heck! One more for today, just for the fun of it... -
One evening two mob arsonists, 'Joey the Torch' and 'Vinny the Match' got together to have a few drinks at a local bar. Pretty soon, the conversation came around to discussing their nefarious work and comparing notes, when Joey commented to Vinny, "Did you hear about the big fire I set last night at the circus?"