Thursday's Laugh of the Day!... - An unfaithful wife was having a romp in her marital bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. The guy got nervous, but she said, "Stay right where you are," she told her lover. "My husband's usually so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
But a few minutes later...after her husband stumbled into bed, through his drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out from the covers at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife and said, "Hey, there's six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What the hell is going on here?"
His wife retorted, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better standing over there."
So the husband climbed out of bed and started to recount from the corner of the room, "One, two, three, four. I'm sorry dear, you were right."
The wife then said, "See honey. Now why don't you come to bed and get some sleep dear."
